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Just a bit of Fun
Listen to The Romford Song 'SWEET AS A NUT'
A catchy little number,
I knew Kenlee had arrived when this guy immortalised them in his song, we get a mention about 2 minutes into it.
Anybody know who the singer is?
we would love to know
Diane Abbott purchased a new Radio, it said on the box 'built in Antenna' she called Jeremy Corbyn and he said he'd never heard of the place either...
They have just found a pencil that Shakespeare used whilst writing, it's very valuable as it has his teeth marks on it from him chewing it, due to the teeth marks they can't make out if it's 2b or not 2b...
The Trikini
Shakespeare walks into an Inn and says to the Inn Keeper, Kind Sir, I would loveth a Tankard of your finest Ale, the Inn Keeper say's, come on Will, you know I can't serve you, you're Bard
Somebody hacked into my computer and stole my Microsoft Office Program, whoever you are you're gonna pay, you have my word...
Did you know, you can never lose a Homing Pigeon, if it doesn't come back you have only lost a Pigeon...
Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet...
I know how you can go to a Race Track and come away with a small fortune, Go there with a big fortune...
Police are looking for a Midget Fortune Teller who shot his wife, they say there's a small medium at large...
It took me a long time to save enough money to go on a 'once in a lifetime' holiday, never again...
I submitted 10 puns to a pun contest hoping one would win, but no pun in 10 did...
They say I'm addicted & drink to much brake fluid, I told them I would have no problem stopping...
I was in the Gym the other day and this gorgeous young lady came in, I said to this huge muscley guy what machine should I use to impress her, he said try the ATM...
Last January I accidentally ate two daffodil bulbs, they said I would have to stay in hospital for a while but I should be out in the spring...
Politicians are like babies, they need changing regularly and for the same reason...
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